…it must be true. So with the assistance of my new doctor, WebMD.com — I have determined that I do indeed have the flu. Which sucks, since according to my new doctor (”Webbie”), there is no cure.
While the fever is still hanging on, I’m starting to get hungry. Most recently I’ve had a sudden craving for bacon. Mmmm…baaaacon… And thank the heavens above, I happen to have some bacon in the fridge, so a bacon sandwich is going to be dinner. Er, lunch. Dunch. Whatever, I’m eating it now.
Have sent the sort-of-ex to the store for provisions. I have to be somewhere Wednesday morning and Thursday evening, and I need to get back to work on Tuesday. This flu need to go away now.
Update: The sort-of-ex was kind enough to not only go to the store, but he came back and did the dishes. Hm.
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So you may have heard me say that I’m taking a “Zen approach” to life these days. As Zen* as I can possibly muster, anyway. I’m constantly reminded that no matter how tragic I may feel about [insert whatever issue here], life is just too short to hold on to anger, annoyance, and whatever other negative emotions one might feel during the day.
Life is good. Scary, but good.
*Zen does indeed involve a certain amount of drinking, but never during daylight hours. HA.
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Good grief this week has turned out to be teh suck, despite it only being Wednesday. Thank God Friday’s only around the corner.
Note to the ex: QUIT calling me unless you want to be slapped with a restraining order. And I MEAN it. For crying out loud, get a hobby…or how about a JOB. And if you really want to know why your life is in the crapper, take a good look in the mirror and say ten times “I am an idiot.”
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