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More Sidewalk Amusement

I’m glad I took up smoking again.  If I wasn’t always outside standing on the sidewalk, I would have missed the “I love Jesus!” guy, and I would have missed the couple today who walked by me.

The guy looks over at the woman and says “Move, Darlene.  I feel a wet one coming on.”

Seriously, I couldn’t run back inside fast enough.  I didn’t want to know what was coming, but I felt really sorry for Darlene at that moment.

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