1. I am not a racist.
2. I do not hate Black people. (Duh…)
3. I have never, nor would I ever, say that anyone’s place of business is a front for drug activity.
4. I have never been involved in “putting articles in the paper” with regard to #3 above. I was featured in an article in the Baltimore Sun, but anyone with a second-grade education should be able to read and understand it.
5. I do not spend my days calling the police on drug addicts, drug dealers, random pedestrians, or anyone else. You might have that kind of free time, but I don’t.
And may I add, anyone who says otherwise is a fucking asshole.
That’s all. Carry on.
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I love Google Analytics. It’s an interesting tool to see where my readers come from and what some of them are looking for. An some of you are looking for some really weird stuff.
But ha ha ha to the guy who was looking for “carol pissy mood“. Yes, I’m in a pissy mood from time to time. No need to shout it to the world. And “support for Keiffer Mitchell will get you closed” — what the hell? Threats via search phrases? Take it elsewhere, please. Lots of searches for Warren Brown and Bobby Ray Stanberry. Eek. And then there’s the usual “Pigtown crime“, “Baltimore prostitutes“, and “heroin Baltimore“. Nice. Someone’s shopping online, I see.
The cafe’s blog doesn’t show any strange searches, although I did think it a bit odd that someone ended up in that site after searching for Housewerks. (By the way, if you’ve never been to Housewerks, you should go. Cool stuff abounds! They’re on Bayard Street.)
I’d also like to take this opportunity to address an issue that’s been bugging me lately. To the person who’s been going around the neighborhood saying that I’m a racist, could you please knock it off? I’m not going to name you here, but it would be to your advantage to stop it, because I know who you are. Also, if you don’t like my blog, why do you continue to read it? I don’t know why you’ve chosen me as your personal mission — that’s between you and your god — but you really need to get a hobby of some sort, one that doesn’t involve making ridiculous accusations about people you’ve never met. Thanks!
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