Some tidbits and links:
1. JJT finally has dining room chairs. Yes, this is newsworthy. Apparently he only has two, and I will keep you updated as to the status of the other two as information becomes available.
2. I am not closing the cafe. In fact, I hope to stay here until they drag my fat ass out in a pine box. Thanks to the generosity and support of friends and neighbors, I was able to take care of some outstanding issues, and I owe them a party. That will happen before the summer is out, I promise.
3. Smith & Wesson thinks it’s a good idea for women to own pink guns. I think it’s bullshit, frankly, and wouldn’t be caught dead (no pun intended) with one. I’m more partial to this little beauty.
4. Someone thought it would be a good idea to grab me and try to drag me down an alley. Unfortunately, he quickly found just how bad this idea was and at the very least has a fat lip…and perhaps one or two missing teeth. I’m fine and no worse for the wear, although I’m still a little mad about it. I could have broken a heel. Or ripped my jeans. Dammit.
5. I baked a coconut cake for the cafe. Please come in and eat it so I’m not tempted. Thanks.
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Again, thanks to JJT for updating my blog to the new version of WordPress. I HEART WORDPRESS and this new interface. Woot.
So I decided to walk to South Baltimore today…I needed cat food, and since I seem to have misplaced an entire box of clothes…I need to replace all of the missing jeans. So off to Goodwill and Pet Valu I went. The weather was perfect for a really long walk, so that was nice. Being solicited a couple of times on the way (because my outfit of jeans, t-shirt, Crocs, and Whole Foods tote bag scream “hooker”) — that wasn’t so nice.
And I’m not sure if there was a bar crawl going on, but there seemed to be a proliferation of drunk obnoxious men on Fort Avenue. Hi, Mister “BEER PONG KING” T-Shirt Guy — yeah, I’m talking about you. You are an ass. And not particularly attractive. Thanks for offering to show me your “big one”…I’m sure your date was really impressed. Or was that your mother?
Someone dropped a toilet in the middle of Ostend Street — that was pretty damned funny…and then the “PRING WITH JESUS” sign outside the rescue mission elicited a “WTF” from me.
No jeans in my size at the Goodwill. I would have cleaned up, however, if I wore a 22W or a 0. Alas, I ended up with a shirt and a 5 pound bag of cat food from the pet store next door — yeah, it was fun lugging that home. No wonder I’m so sore. Next time I’m grabbing a table at Regi’s and to hell with the cat food. If you ever go to Regi’s, by the way — I highly recommend the Garbage Salad. OMG it’s enough food to feed an army, and oh so delish.
Looking forward to many more days of beautiful weather!
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Many thanks to Aaron and JJT for upgrading me to the new version of WordPress. This blog and the cafe’s blog are both up and running again!
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