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Hooker Mania

Apparently some people in the neighborhood are tired of being preyed upon by men searching for a good time with a hooker (can’t say I blame the residents…who wants that shit in the neighborhood?) And apparently some of those men are upset that there is now a website devoted to reporting their illegal activities.

I especially chuckled over the “It’s an invasion of our privacy!” argument…oh give me a break.  You’re having your [fill in the blank] sucked in an alley for five dollars, and you’re whining about your privacy being invaded?  Seriously?

Ah, but what do I know?  I’m just a yuppie barista.

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Have I Mentioned Lately…

…how much it disgusts me to see men driving around the neighborhood, scanning for hookers?  Or trying to pick me up as I walk up the boulevard?

AH posted about it today, and I started thinking about all of those women…sitting at home, thinking their idiot husbands are “at the store” or “working late” when they’re actually cruising around our neighborhood looking for a cheap blowjob.  And it made me very glad to be single.

And yes, I really did get a mention in the hooker forum.  Ick.  They think I’m a yuppie.  HA HA HA HA HA.

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Life In The Big City

One of the things that never ceases to annoy me about living here is the number of men who will stop and leer at me, or honk their horn, or pull over like they think I’ll just hop in their car.  What is it about me that makes them think I’m a hooker?  Like today — I was walking down S. Carey Street on my way home from the bank, and no less than four people acted the way I imagine potential sleazy johns behave when they’re picking up hookers.

So was it my outfit?  Did the LL Bean down vest just scream “I’m easy and cheap!” ??  I’m so confused.  Please, someone shed some insight into this — I’d be forever grateful.  Seriously.  Because I’m a little creeped out by it.

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Rate-A-Hooker & Score Some Dope

Now you can go online and see how your favorite street corner prostitute is rated among some of her clients. If this doesn’t make you a little queasy, you’re not human.

Once you’re done rating your ho-du-jour, these folks will show you how to score dope on the mean city streets. And yes, Pigtown is indeed mentioned here.

I can’t believe people talk about this stuff on public forums. Sweet jesus.

And in case you’re wondering, I came across these links while searching for info on a methadone clinic here in the neighborhood. Gads.

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