Some of the more…interesting keyword searches:
1. carol ott is dead…um, no…I’m not dead, thanks. Still alive and fabulous.
2. they’re out to get you carol…who? Who’s out to get me? Probably the same jackass who thinks I’m dead.
3. how to clean hardwood floors…Murphy’s Oil Soap. It’s been around for a gazillion years for a reason.
4. pigtown prostitution, pigtown crimewave, pigtown break in…I look forward to the day when Google searches that contain “Pigtown” no longer include a crime-related word or phrase.
5. fuck on fur…I’m not touching that one with a ten-foot pole. I have to wonder what the search result was, though. Eew.
Lots of people seem to end up in my site looking for the definition of the word “fark“. So to clarify, it’s a more…somewhat polite way to use the ‘f’ word without actually using the ‘f’ word. “Farked” is another good word…see also FUBAR.
Ah, Google Analytics. Never fails to amuse.
As promised…here’s a link to more Banksy art. This time in the West Bank.
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I love Google Analytics. It’s an interesting tool to see where my readers come from and what some of them are looking for. An some of you are looking for some really weird stuff.
But ha ha ha to the guy who was looking for “carol pissy mood“. Yes, I’m in a pissy mood from time to time. No need to shout it to the world. And “support for Keiffer Mitchell will get you closed” — what the hell? Threats via search phrases? Take it elsewhere, please. Lots of searches for Warren Brown and Bobby Ray Stanberry. Eek. And then there’s the usual “Pigtown crime“, “Baltimore prostitutes“, and “heroin Baltimore“. Nice. Someone’s shopping online, I see.
The cafe’s blog doesn’t show any strange searches, although I did think it a bit odd that someone ended up in that site after searching for Housewerks. (By the way, if you’ve never been to Housewerks, you should go. Cool stuff abounds! They’re on Bayard Street.)
I’d also like to take this opportunity to address an issue that’s been bugging me lately. To the person who’s been going around the neighborhood saying that I’m a racist, could you please knock it off? I’m not going to name you here, but it would be to your advantage to stop it, because I know who you are. Also, if you don’t like my blog, why do you continue to read it? I don’t know why you’ve chosen me as your personal mission — that’s between you and your god — but you really need to get a hobby of some sort, one that doesn’t involve making ridiculous accusations about people you’ve never met. Thanks!
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