…how much it disgusts me to see men driving around the neighborhood, scanning for hookers? Or trying to pick me up as I walk up the boulevard?
AH posted about it today, and I started thinking about all of those women…sitting at home, thinking their idiot husbands are “at the store” or “working late” when they’re actually cruising around our neighborhood looking for a cheap blowjob. And it made me very glad to be single.
And yes, I really did get a mention in the hooker forum. Ick. They think I’m a yuppie. HA HA HA HA HA.
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Some tidbits and links:
1. JJT finally has dining room chairs. Yes, this is newsworthy. Apparently he only has two, and I will keep you updated as to the status of the other two as information becomes available.
2. I am not closing the cafe. In fact, I hope to stay here until they drag my fat ass out in a pine box. Thanks to the generosity and support of friends and neighbors, I was able to take care of some outstanding issues, and I owe them a party. That will happen before the summer is out, I promise.
3. Smith & Wesson thinks it’s a good idea for women to own pink guns. I think it’s bullshit, frankly, and wouldn’t be caught dead (no pun intended) with one. I’m more partial to this little beauty.
4. Someone thought it would be a good idea to grab me and try to drag me down an alley. Unfortunately, he quickly found just how bad this idea was and at the very least has a fat lip…and perhaps one or two missing teeth. I’m fine and no worse for the wear, although I’m still a little mad about it. I could have broken a heel. Or ripped my jeans. Dammit.
5. I baked a coconut cake for the cafe. Please come in and eat it so I’m not tempted. Thanks.
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