Hooker Mania

Apparently some people in the neighborhood are tired of being preyed upon by men searching for a good time with a hooker (can’t say I blame the residents…who wants that shit in the neighborhood?) And apparently some of those men are upset that there is now a website devoted to reporting their illegal activities.

I especially chuckled over the “It’s an invasion of our privacy!” argument…oh give me a break.  You’re having your [fill in the blank] sucked in an alley for five dollars, and you’re whining about your privacy being invaded?  Seriously?

Ah, but what do I know?  I’m just a yuppie barista.

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10 Responses to “Hooker Mania”


  1. 1 the izza

    Is hooker mania in the same class of pathologies as jungle fever or reefer madness?

  2. 2 Carol

    Hm. More like Mad Cow Disease, I think.

  3. 3 Jeannine

    You are by far my favorite yuppie barista.

  4. 4 Carol

    Well according to “Larry56″ on the sexguide site, I need more customers.

  5. 5 anger hangover

    I love a yuppie barista who can butch it up when she needs to.

  6. 6 Carol

    I just ate an entire small pizza. SO butch.

  7. 7 Melissa

    Yeah, who “looks like she needs some business.” Ass hats.

  8. 8 Carol

    Beyond asshats. It makes me kind of sick to think that guy actually lives here. Eew.

  9. 9 Jeannine

    Everyone knows that Larry56 is the expert on these things.

  10. 10 Carol

    I agree, Jeannine. The first person I would turn to for business advice is a guy who picks up hookers and brags about it on the internet. That’s a sure sign of genius.

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