You Know You’ve Lived In Baltimore Too Long…

…when your next-door neighbor’s house is being robbed, and all you can do is complain about the noise level coming through the wall.

I feel like the worst neighbor ever.

Yesterday afternoon around 4, I was laying on the couch…trying to take a nap…and thought the neighbors on the other side of me had workmen on their back deck doing some work.  They’ve been renovating their house — not terribly noisy, but enough to know someone was over there working from time to time.

Only…the noise I heard yesterday was actually coming from the neighbor’s house on the other side of me.  Crashing and banging around.  Loud.  And in my Sudafed-induced fog, I got off the couch and muttered something about “the one time I actually want to take a nap…” and went about my business.

Had I gotten off my ass and poked my head out the window, I probably would have surprised the burglars and chased them away.  I feel terrible.  I vow to go back to being That Neighbor again, the one who looks out the window from time to time.  Ugh.

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6 Responses to “You Know You’ve Lived In Baltimore Too Long…”


  1. 1 Dave

    Bummer. Seems your neighbors get robbed a lot. Just curious, do they have security doors, fences and alarms?

  2. 2 Carol

    Oddly enough, yes. Most of them have all of those.

  3. 3 Dave

    That’s bold…..and scary.

  4. 4 Carol

    Yeah, and a little too close for comfort. Bleh.

  5. 5 fairfax

    oh, dear…

  6. 6 MorganLighter

    Carol,
    Holy frijoles!
    Sure glad they didn’t come barging in on you. Hope you as well as your neighbors are insured.

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