Some of the keywords people search for really scare me. Like the person who ended up in my site by searching for “hot 10 year olds”. Dude. You know that person who searches the online sex offender registry twice a month and warns the neighbors about the new pervert in the ‘hood? Yeah — that’s me. So trust me, you won’t find that kind of stuff here. And you don’t want me finding you.
Other keywords make me laugh — apparently I’m not the only one who searches online for “pig-shaped candies”. Unfortunately, I’ve never found any that were available for purchase in bulk. So…if you other searchers have any luck, would you let me know?
And then there are the usual “Pigtown Drugs Prostitutes”, “Baltimore High Crime” and my personal favorite - “bad things Baltimore”. Yeah, we have a lot of those things here — but we have good stuff, too. Don’t make the trip unless you’re able to handle both. Please.
I had to feel sorry for the guy who searched using the question “Do sun chips have fiber?” Why yes they do. Lots more than potato chips or pretzels, and they can be a little…much…if you eat too many. You’ve been warned.
For the person who wanted to know who’s running for city council in the 9th district — I have no idea. I don’t live there. I live in the 11th district, and I’m voting for Bill Cole.
I was a little nervous for the person who searched “I am a woman at gunpoint”. Honey if someone’s holding you at gunpoint, calling 911 might bring help faster than doing a Google search. Unless you live in Baltimore City, and then it’s a crapshoot. I might find you faster than the police — who knows? Hope everything turned out okay.
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You have wide variety of keyword searchers there.
I just talked to Bill Cole the other day. He called my work on behalf of a potential constituent. Looks like he’s doing a good job before even having the job.
The only interesting keyword search I’ve had recently is: “side mirror hit my neighbors.” Did they hit their neighbors’? or did their neighbor hit them?
And apparently I’m not the only one interested in “dehydrated marshmallows.”
Dehydrated marshmallows? Do tell.
Bill Cole really is a great guy — I wasn’t able to attend the “meet the candidates” night, but I hear he was the standout candidate, which makes me happy!