Back to the Future

So I was sitting here messing around with the Web Archive, looking at all of the pages I had on my old website — I started this in 1998 or so, so it’s been through many revisions. My old website was more like a blog…just with more pages, and it didn’t get updated as often. Now I’ve brought back more of the recipes that I was able to find, and some of the genealogy pages that people seem to still be searching for.

I also found a page I called “Lists”. A list of things that make me happy, and a list of things that royally piss me off. (Or, as I said back then…”are a constant source of ire”.) That page was fun — and not much has changed. I still love driving too fast on twisty country roads, I still own well over a dozen turtlenecks, mostly black…and I still hate ISP tech support people and so-called “religious” people who shove their views down everyone else’s throat.

Then I came across a page I grandly titled “Life Changing Snippets”. I enjoyed that one. Now I send my daughter random photos I take with my cel phone as I’m going about my day — an egg, my feet, a lizard….(yes, I really came across a live lizard once — I was at the PetsMart.) But back then, I had no cel phone, certainly not with a camera…and I don’t even think digital cameras were the norm. Maybe….but I definitely didn’t own one. I used to write things down as I’d hear snippets of conversations, and some of the good stuff stuck with me. Remember — it was 1999.

A sampling:

Overheard From A Schizophrenic Homeless Man on the L2 Bus 11/15/99

  • Janet Reno has a secret POCKET!
  • That Mao-Tse Tung was a blowhard.
  • Nobody would want a roll in the hay with Hillary Clinton, not for any amount of money.
  • From A Book About Helen Keller

  • The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.
  • Dating Advice From My Mother

  • Never date a man you met in a bar. He’s in that bar because nobody else wants him.
  • What does his father do?
  • What kind of relationship does he have with his mother?
  • Dump him. He sounds just like your father.
  • Life Advice From My Cousin Stephanie

  • Choose your battles wisely.
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    3 Responses to “Back to the Future”


    1. 1 Melissa

      SEE! Good things do happen on the bus.

      Which is why you need to tell everyone to visit my newly updated bus blog

    2. 2 Cousin stephanie

      Another one: ALWAYS live within walking distance of a Chinese restaurant.

    3. 3 Carol

      I actually do live within walking distance of a Chinese restaurant…but it’s also the same one where I saw the cook vomit in the alley and wipe his mouth with the back of his hand…I’m also guessing he probably didn’t wash in the handsink with GoJo after he went back inside.

      I just can’t bring myself to eat there. Ever.

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